Talk To a Doc

Contact our partners at ( your telemedicine business here ) 24 hours a day, seven days a week. They have doctors, therapists and specialists that can help you immediately. They are available by phone, video or app. All you have to do is click HERE to sign up.

We realize that downloading an app and/or signing up for something is a bit of a bummer. It isn’t a scheme. We just cannot legally provide you with any medical treatment or advice. You wouldn’t want us to anyway. We smoke a lot of weed.